Happy St. Oblatus' Day! Our Mango Pineapple Double IPA Double Dry-Hopped DIPA
Our patron saint appears but once a year in the form of a double dry-hopped DOUBLE IPA, so best grab one before he goes as quickly as he came. It truly is a mango + pineapple St. Oblatus’ Day miracle!
HAPPY ST. OBLATUS' DAY!
LIKE ALL OF THE GREATEST SAINTLY FEASTS, BIG CELEBRATORY DAYS BEG BIG BEERS; AND OH MY DO WE HAVE ONE FOR YOU, FRIENDLIES!: A 7.9% TROPICAL FRUIT FORCE OF AN IPA THAT BEGINS OF MANGO AND FINISHES WITH A PINEAPPLE EXPLOSION!
FOR OUR PATRON INDEED SPAKE EX CATHEDRA OF THE DOUBLE DRY-HOPPING HE EXPECTED IN AN EPONYMOUS BEER: PINEAPPLE WAS HIS FRUIT, DR. NO HIS MOVIE. HE KEPT HIS NOSE CLEAN.
GOOD ST. OBLATUS DRANK HIS SHARE AND NE'ER INVOLVED HIMSELF IN ANY OF THAT NASTINESS WE READ ABOUT ON THE DAILY. HE LEFT AMIDST ALL OF THAT NONSENSE TO BODYBUILD--GLORY BE TO GOD!--AND BUILT HIS LATS TO SUCH A SIZE GROWN MEN WOULD BOUNCE OFF THEM AND THINK THEY HAD HIT A DAMN BARN DOOR!
LORD, HE LOOKED FINE WHEN ARCHING THAT BACK AND SQUATTING DEEP! HE KNEW HOW IMPORTANT IT WAS TO GO JUST A BIT PAST PARALLEL, AND THAT HE DID. HE MAY HAVE DONE SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT HAD HE NOT DIED SUDDENLY. BUT THAT'S KIND OF AN IMPORTANT PART OF WHAT MADE HIM A SAINT, RIGHT? THEN THERE IS THE MIRACLE, TOO.
SO ON THIS DAY WE DRINK STRONG MANGO/PINEAPPLE BEER IN HIS MEMORY. WE BODYBUILD, BUT SOMETIMES NOT.
MOST IMPORTANTLY WE PROCLAIM TO FELLOW REVELERS "HAPPY ST. OBLATUS' DAY!"
TO WHICH THE REVELER IN THE KNOW WILL RETURN A HEARTY "AND ALSO WITH YOU!"
EL DORADO HOPS, 7.9%.
